feeling Bored? have a laugh and kill your stress with these clips!!

Just now i saw someone posting youtube clip on 'shoutout box', so i open to see what izzit..

Wow.. Amazing...

I don't know that an on9 game can be use to create such funny video clip like these..

enjoy yourself with friends while viewing these clips...

Maple at Midnight

Maple at Midnight 2

having fun? no more stress? 

then remember save me angpau in the coming CNY!!

’Cicakman‘ on action

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故事的开头要从我去上厕所说起。。

某某那天的晚上，我去厕所，理所当然并迅雷不及掩耳的把厕门关上！！

就酱，在我眼角扫过的杀那间，一只又无辜又可怜的壁虎。。。被门夹扁了。。（凶手不是我。。赶快辩护）

还没断气的它很优雅的悬挂在门上，不时还会摇摆着那娇娇的尾巴。。
'当事虎'被发现时嘴边有露出类似被夹扁后内藏被挤出嘴外的物体。。

可惜，来不及拍下这百年难得一见的‘壮举’！！

以上为'断气虎'的玉照。。（这时的它已踏上西天之旅）

华人有句话叫：“死不瞑目”  （动物也会？！）

以下为'断气虎'的善后方法：

丢进马桶里~

opppssy.... （这方向好像不是去西天的！！） 

祝它早日投胎~~（不要再投胎变壁虎再被夹了！）

(edited from / original post @ 家门不幸)

附加小知识：华语>壁虎； Bahasa Malaysia>Cicak; English>Lizard

附加小故事：

话说，我妈是受马来文和一点点地英文教育的，所以从我们小时候她就把壁虎叫做'LIZARD'.

所以说，我们兄弟姐妹从小就知道壁虎是‘LIZARD’！（这是重点） 

某天我弟就问我妈："妈，‘LIZARD’ 的'英文'是什么？"

笑到我爆掉~~哈哈哈哈。。

我弟是懂那个四只脚能在墙壁爬的动物叫'LIZARD', 可他不懂'LIZARD'是英语啊！！

他一直都认为‘LIZARD’就是华语的词~~ 哈哈哈哈

告别部落已久重新发的第一废贴！！ 严重声明：真的很废

部落客曰：告别已久的部落，你想念我吗？ 你还记得我吗？

部落曰：告别已久的部落客， 我非常想念你！当然记得你啊！！

部落曰：你怎么都不来探望我啊？

部落客曰：人家忙麻。。天天都有整千万起落，很难能抽身来看看你婀娜多姿的风采的啊。

部落曰：你知不知你不来的这段日子我有多辛苦啊！！

部落客曰：怎么啦？？

部落曰：你不来这段日子啊。。 很多陌生的物体经常来这里虎视眈眈着我吖。。

部落曰：我天天都要提心吊胆， 深怕他们会对我下手啊！

部落客曰：都是我不好！冷落你太久了。。 

     都是因为我没更新部落他们才会天天看你。。

       让你受尽了委屈，部落客我难以自疚！！

部落客曰：今后部落客我会经常上来探望你，绝不让你独唱情歌~~！！   

fill in the blank~~

Star Supermarket is ....... Jalan Melati.   

(in, at, on, under) 

fill in the blank with the preposition.

Understand ??

If you understand~

you say understand~

If you don't understand~

you say dont't understand~

If you don't understand~

but you say you understand~

How can i understand you understand or don't understand!!

做么会酱~~

今天考完IT了~~

几累下。。等下要去睡一下~~haha

刚刚考IT很大意粗心一下~~   

最后一题的答案我是想写Ring的~~

可是画面出现ring的diagram，脑和手却不知觉的写‘Bus'~~~

嗨~~ 粗心。。三分应该就酱没了~~哈哈

要去睡了~~  

掰掰 

完

难得？

昨晚过了十二点，

 因为今天考英文，还没读， 

所以就赶快的把所有的note都拿来看。。

那时我在宿舍客厅，

看到大概三点，突然后房的门发出声音，厕所发出声音，

接着就是别间家的门‘啪’的一声关上的声音（大概他们没把后门关上吧），

很多杂声接着来~~

这时的心只有怕字，赶忙把note收拾收进房间，

同一时间。。

大风刮起，

厕所门被吹开，

房门被风吹得要使力才打得开，

把note搬进房间后，赶快的把客厅灯和风扇关了， 

再次使力开门躲进房间。。（心里一阵寒冷)

就在进到房间的同时，

大雨，不是一般的大，下了。。  些许毛雨逃了进来~~

赶紧收电脑，继续看note...  

这时大概三点半了， 

因为觉得睡眠比较重要（懒惰就讲懒惰啦~~）

所以把东西收拾了打算早上七点起来时还有时间读。。。

就酱把灯关了，

看了下闹钟~~三点半酱~~还有四小时睡呢~~哈哈

躺下床闭上眼的当儿，

楼下不知谁家的狗儿。。 '犬'个不停~~ （不知道看到了什么东西~~哈哈）

就这样那可爱的狗儿，一直'犬'。。不停的'犬'。。

直到最后一次我看时间。。。

这时是四点。。

过后就是醒来的七点了，傻羊'电'醒我的。。

醒来继续读，

然后整理一下自己八点半了~~

九点考到十一点-英文

考完去吃午餐， 

回来后写部落到现在。。 哈哈

完

 

全球華文不及格大獎

刚刚在某部落格看到这玩意儿~~

所以就跑去玩玩~~

只要把网址输入了就可以得奖了~~哈哈

我用同样的网址参加了两次~~结果得了两个不同的奖    =。。=

管它什么奖都好，反正是首奖！！ 哈哈

傻羊的生日哦。。 7月27大日子哦~~哈哈

我的傻羊生日哦。。 哈哈。。。

我又不懂浪漫~~ 又不懂要买什么给她庆祝生日啊~~

过后想了又想，逛了逛街。。终于决定了买条链给傻羊。。哈哈~~

对不起，我没能力买金，买银，也没能力买白金。。。哈哈 我有能力买条普通的项链给我傻羊罢了。。哈哈

这是我买给傻羊的链哦~~哈哈
这是一条情侣链。。。
笨笨的我买了过后才想到这是我傻羊的生日，怎么我自己也有链穿啊！！

这链上刻的是个心形，链老板说这是他们店内人工刻制的，就算有一样的图案也绝无第二对是能百分百结合的呢！！
哈哈~~
这链的背后还各自刻了我和傻羊的名哦~~哈哈

这条链是我的哦，另一半当然是给我傻羊了啦。。。
这链上的图案对你或我的傻羊来说也许是一半的心形，可是对我来说它是一只“耳朵”!!

为什么是耳朵呢？！

因为这耳朵代表着我的耳朵，
我会用这只耳朵
静静地细心聆听，诉听，
我傻羊的埋怨，心事，烦恼，喜怒，悲哀
等等
一切的一切
这也许是种看不见，察觉不到的
温柔

也许你要问为什么要把耳朵当链穿呢~~~哈哈
这是因为把链戴在颈项时，耳朵（吊坠）刚好就在心的位置。。。

我不止要做到把傻羊的一切的一切
听入耳里，
还要时时刻刻的放在心上，
把它都放在
*心上*

1st day of Orientation in KTAR

Arrive at Ktar about 8.20 a.m!!
already alot of ppl there...
My fren & I saw many ppl line up at the foyer~~ jst noe they gonna pass up the offer letter.. so we follow them wait in the long line~~

After quite a long wait we jst found out that our course has to check at another places =.=
So...haiz...
After that, we take our orientation kit and a t-shirt to change and to be use later on..
(once again i get t-shirt that not fix my size!! I want M!! I don't want L or S!! Please!!!)

We finally enter the CA (College Auditorium) to seperate into group and had a speech from the chairman, principal and blablabla~~

CA-College Auditorium (where the speech and grouping done)

the group are seperate into 2:
1)SOT 2)SBS
and SOT group represented by brand.. such as nike, puma, adidas and apa apa saja lah..
SBS group are represented by Heroes.. such as batman, superman, spiderman, cicakman, and so on~~

I was grouped in SBS... and my team name is THE HULK~~ haha... duno what is that at all~~
Then we are leaded by student leader to our class room...
some games and self-introduction is held...
student leader took us to a campus tour... and had some discussion about the coming event in orientation days..

for the ending of the orientation today, principal had a speech of 2 hours long for us in CA!! so horrible... keng than Goh Cheng Kean!! haha... (i slept a few time while principal was having the speech haha~~)

the sentence that i had most impression in principal speech is THIS IS THE LICENSE TO THE FREEDOM!! haha... how great is that~~

that all lah.. duno want to write what d.. hehe ^.^

IM leaving~~ Nibong tebal!! muahahaha

快料~~快料~~很快很快~~ 非常快！！ 有几快？！
真得很快~~很快~~很快~~
我也不懂多快~~ 反正就是很快！！

很快我就要离开高渊料！！
高渊很快我就要离开你料！！
请你不要想念我！！

再见~~亲爱的高渊~~
我活了十七年的土地~~

bye bye~~ sayurnara~~ 再见~~ selamat tinggal~~
哈哈~~

这篇post真的写得有点快！！

落实咯~~

到了这一刻很多东西都落实了~~

我要去拉曼已经落实了~~

我买了手提电脑落实了~~

我在拉曼附近租了房间落实了~~

我没去中六落实了~~

我开了个银行户口落实了~~

我星期日开始去那里一个人生活落实了~~

我会一阵子见不到傻羊落实了~~

我花了很多钱落实了~~

我浪费了很多时间落实了~~

我写了一推废话也落实了~~

真的所有东西都落实了~~

最后一句~~

落实了咯~~

哈哈~~

‘山洞’法令

首先，请原谅我多年的失踪~~哈哈
经过我多年的游历，我终于徘徊回来这充满蜘蛛网的地方~~（真夸张~~哈哈）

今天，我学到了新东西~~哈哈

就是' 山洞'法令!! 这四个字最近都可以在电视的新闻上听到!!
可是我很好奇也不解~~ 什么是山洞法令勒!?
难道是把人捉起来关进山洞的法令吗?! 我真得很不解咯!!
你的马来西亚尽然无聊到跑去捉人关进山洞~~哈哈

终于在今天给我发现到原来我一直听到的“山洞”法令是.........
是.....是.......煽动法令..... =.=

我真的有晕到~~哈哈

请不要乱讲话~~否则我用'山洞'法令把你关进山洞的咯!! 哈哈~~

Busy to be lazy~~ haha

I was lazy to blog for duno how many days already~~ haha~~
But i didn't lazy for all time... i was on my blog most of the times!!
Why did i didn't post anything while im on the blog most of the time ?!
Because i was lazy lor~~ haha... no lah...
I'm busy editing the template of my blog these few day...
FEW DAY?! Ya lah~~ I'm newbie what... i pick up those XML language a little by little...
and at the end what U see on the blog is what i come out with lor~~ haha
don't blame me if it is messy~~ hehe (just whisper me ok!)

After busying with those template thing, i start to get some advertiser and widget on my blog!! (I'm poor, try to earn some from adv.. hehe)
For now, i just have adv added on my blog... i will add more widget in the future... (tell me if those widget or adv border you!!)

Ok.. back to me~~ i was sick these few day!! sick without reason!! whole body feel not comfortable!! and next throw up and "lao sai" (what we call lao sai in English?lol...)
pity me!!
But nevermind!! I have STRONG immune system!! I will RECOVER in NO TIME!! wakakakaka~~~ (damn evil laugh)

Evil bacteria~~!! BEWARE my immune ARMY!!

爱情课本 LOVE TEXT BOOK

书名：爱情课本

作者：钟进贺

出版社：万挠男孩出版社 Rawangboy Workshop

售价：RM12

ISBN：978-983-43672-0-6

简介：——爱情是必修课，你需要这本书。

——男生追求女生的工具书。

《爱情课本》是钟进贺继《万挠男孩》搞笑的成长故事后，最新作品。这本书写给中四、中五的学生，虽然是教男生如何追求女生，也希望女生可以看看，知道男生的鬼计

http://www.rawangboy.com/763

傻羊最近买了一本书...书名是＜爱情课本＞...

书的内容搞笑风趣，男女适读，也教你如何追女子如果有兴趣的就买一本回去看吧～～

如果成功追到女子的话，过来报喜报喜吧～～

祝你好运咯～～

In addition to my birthday~~

In addition to my birthday~~
My mom have bought me some cake!!

haha this is the cake my mom bought for me~~ look yummy right ??
wanna eat? sorry... it is in my stomach d~~ haha

although it was just two tiny little cake~~ but I was happy bcoz someone did care about me~~ haha... by the way, my mom also give me a angpao of Rm10~~ hehe

*my sayang accompany me the whole day to make my birthday become special... love you sayang... hehe

date of birth

Today is my BIRTHDAY!! [end in 15 minutes... haha...]

I noticed it is my birthday today just after my friend greeting me yesterday night at 12 sharp!!

haha... i have forgotten my own 18 years-old birthday!! how come ?!

My sayang has surprised me by coming to my house without notice me and gift me a present!!

how surprise izzit!! She knock on my room's window~~[what you have in your mind when someone knock your window in the night? scary? afraid? or scream like monkey?] haha....

I go near the window and look around for organism.. or something alive.. you don't want to look for a spirit-liked creature right? nobody outside.....god.... that was scary.....

I went to the front door and hope to see a human-like creature~~ and in a second... my sayang jump out from no where... and surprised me like a thief or spirit -_-

Luckily, my heart-beat still go on... and i still have the chance to talk crap on this blog!!

My sayang hide the present and hand to me after a while...

My sayang gift me a wallet she bought secretly...

this is the wallet my sayang gifted me~~

its don't really suit my style~~ so after a small meeting with my sayang... we decide to change it with a more suitable one~~ [I'm not don't like the one my sayang bought me, it just im not suit using it while walking in the street as it look a bit childish~~ in fact, my sayang was agree with me on this.. hehe...]

so, we went to the shop and my sayang picked another one for me...

this is the wallet my sayang chosen... it is nice for me~~

the wallet have a small easy carry card and money holder... i like it bcoz i don't really like to carry a huge wallet in my pocket~~

below is the easy carry card and money holder~~ love it!!

* the tauke don't give us to exchange for another wallet bcoz my sayang bought it few day ago.. so my sayang is actually bought another wallet for me... I'm so bad... but she will give another wallet to her younger brother... haha...

journey to the gading's tower

I was having a hard time on choosing what to do/study next!!

I don't want to go for form 6 as i think it was wasting time!! and i don't like to study by the way ~~ haha

After a long thinking on which college to go, which courses should be taken, how much $$ to spent, how and how and how...

I finally decided to apply for tarc for two courses.. [don't know the future of the courses i chosen good or not~~ lol]

Apart from that, i also apply for politeknik, teacher course as my sayang has bought the pin code for applying teacher course~~

nenepop.blogspot.com

http://nenepop.blogspot.com/ is my new blogspot address~~
i changed to this new address few day ago...
In Chinese, nenepop is known as the women breast~~
we hardly heard someone say nenepop in public places... bcoz when someone say nenepop... it sound funny...and unmanner~~
Last few day... after i decide to change my blogspot address and having a long thinking, finally the idea pop up on my head... and i had choose nenepop as my blogspot address!! i choose nenepop not bcoz of the meaning!! i choose it bcoz the pronouncing of nenepop is funny and special... !!

and i have a song that my sayang and her friend created..

let sing with me: popnenepop~~popnenepop~~popnenepopnenepop~~pop~~pop~~

*hahaha.... don't let your parent heard it~~ bcoz they might have a mouth on you!!

Rm 50 for a 'clean' face!!!

3 day ago, I have my face clean by 'beauty expect'[refer to last post]...
I talk about it in my recent post~~ 3 day has passed now.. and i found out that an acne is emerge from somewhere below my chin area~~

So, isn't it still worth to have your face wash and clean by those so-called 'beauty expect' ?
or may be it just i didn't take a good care of my own skin~~ haha

anyway, this is just a noting for my own.. i might visit to the beauty saloon again in the future~~ who know... haha... and I'm not disallowing you to wash you face in a saloon~~hehe

wash a face with Rm50!! worth or not ?

yesterday, 15 march. We [me,sayang, n cacing] went to Bukit mertajam to have our face wash by professional, as I'm told lah.. lol... We 1st arrive at Blue lagoons [a restaurant] that we have our lunch there...

After filling our stomach with rice and meat we walk a little bit to get to the beauty saloon [near to blue lagoons]

So, 1st of all we has been told to have electric treatment on our face...[may be our face is too 'clean'.. LoL....] and it will cost Rm50 while without that electric stuff is Rm38 only...

After that, we are bring to a room. we are asked to lie on the bed..[i was bring to a room with just single bed~ may be because I'm male~ haha]..
In short, our face were clean by cleansing milk at 1st, then I forget already.. haha... anyway.. few type of cream were put on our face... they also steam our face before pitching out those blackhead...while pitching blackhead on my nose, i felt that my nose is gonna to collapse... oh god~~ i did not feel pain but my tear drop by it self~~ just a drop lah... lol...
then, they clean our face 1 more time and put more and more cream on our face... and that is!! electric treatment is coming..!!! I thought it will be abit shocky and itchy when the tools touch my face... but it actually not... it felt nothing ... it just like a finger that moving on my face~~ as the finishing they remove the cream from our face and add on some cream that suit our face~~

It feel great and smooth after the treatment... but after a while it look just normal~~ haha
anyway it is a great experience for me~~ at least.. for now... i know what people talking about when they say they want to have their face on wash...

*the whole face washing stuff take about two hours to finish !! it was quite wasting time and boring while waiting on bed...

Just 'long' tiang >_<

two day ago, 12 march.

My mother ask me to bring my grandpa to a private clinic... The doctor there call lim hang hai... i do not know he is a good doctor or not.. but what i see is he washed my grandpa injury spot very 'cin cai cin cai' ~~

*About a week ago, my grandpa have injured his leg due to his old age careless act... he has accidentally drop into drain at 'pasar pagi'(morning market)
So, after a week of recovering... we still haven't see any good sign on his leg.. in fact his feet is swelling.. and we take a second visit to the clinic~~

Ok... don't run away from the title...

I fetch my grandpa using car.. (I'm newbie in car driving.. abit nervous lah~~ haha) So, after the checking and advising from the doctor, we left the clinic...
On the way back... i take a turn to left... it is a narrow road... and a big black car is parking at the side way.. the road become narrower... =.= it is a big task for me.. haha i keep going to take the turn and that is!! I 'long the tiang' (hit the metal gate) on the playground... luckily i managed to get on the right track before others car horn me... phew... relax~~ and for the first time i leave some scratch on the car~~ haha

On the same day, afternoon.
Me and my 'sayang' and peigeik go to Pacific... and this is the 1st time i drove so far by myself... it is a great experience for me... haha

*in the middle of the highway, we meet meng hong and shi ting... lol... what a coincident..

A blog that have waited so long...

I'm planning to have a blog for a long time... i mean very very long... u know? very very long ar.... really is very very long leah... haha..
So, today, now, i finally push my mind to put my fingers on the keyboard... and this is the very first blog that u will reading from me... hope u understand what have i write because u know lah... my English is 'rojak' I'm not a good blogger as i was new.. not meaning im going to be good anyway.. haha~~ enjoy..

yesterday, 12 march 2008.

the day of all ex-form 5(2007) students was waiting for is finally arrived..
the SPM results were opening today, as every one did.. i went back to school with my 'sayang' to get my result from form-teacher...
I saw my classmate there.. they have changed.. while i was still the same old me~~ haha...
They look abit unfamiliar to me.. ( actually im not so close to them in school lah.. haha)

Okok..back to the results.. my 'sayang' result was quite fine.. she get 3 As and hv no fail.. she can achieve her teacher-ing dream d.. haha~~ congras for you...
My results was just average i think... have no As and have no fail... quite sad for my result...haha~~ but what have happened had happened.. and i shall let it be...

For now, i have no plan for my future, my work, my study, and many many lah...
what should I/U do the next day u wake up!? have u think of it ?